So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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