She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
a search helicopter?!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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