I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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