Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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