At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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