What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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