But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
