please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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