This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.