So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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