What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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