turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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