wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She announced her abortion via fbk
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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