I only kidnapped one of them. chill
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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Of course I have a pirate flag
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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