I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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