He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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