dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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