I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
it's like iHOP with fire
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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