Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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