Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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