We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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