He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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