my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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