If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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