Whod you bang
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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