I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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