He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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