Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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