the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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