So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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