So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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