Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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