smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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