Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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