3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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