Jerry, you need to find god
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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