Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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