one two three fourrrrnication!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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