Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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