dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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