My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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