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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I understand Curling. That high.
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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