I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!