I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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