(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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