So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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