I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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