Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Rumble strips road head = magical
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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