I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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