in pain and im wearing pink underwear
i dont own pink underwear
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night