drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Randomize