you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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