my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
