oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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