READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
this will be a night to untag.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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