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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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