after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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