Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think I won the penis lottery.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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