oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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