well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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